All beer tastes like ***.
Anyone who argues otherwise is either lying to themselves or a drunk.
Edit: A lot of people are taking my comment personally. I grew up with an alcoholic in the house so I have a pretty low opinion of beer and all alcohol for that matter.
Maybe calling you a drunk is a bit harsh, but everyone I know that drinks beer can kill a 6 pack (several a 12) in one sitting. They wouldn't do that with a 6 pack of Coke.