Stop in for a cup of coffee

Yep. Already do. I’m quite diversified actually. I learned my lesson in the 2008 crash and gold/silver run up.
Since then, I alternate 12 percent of my net between various investments. So pay check, that 12 percent buys a bit of silver, the next it may buy crypto, then the next it might buy gold (if I can find it in small enough fractions at the time, if not it goes into silver), and then sometimes that 12 percent goes into metal that goes bang.

that’s on top of the 20 percent going into my 401k and IRA, which right now are both in a pair of bond funds, one of which guarantees a 2 percent gain.

then there’s my TSP, which gets about 40 percent of my Guard pay. Last year, it returned well over 30 percent. It this year, I moved fund when things started sliding to the G fund, which is MUCH safer. When things stabilize a bit, I’ll push back into the C fund.

Wow, sounds like you've got a plan there! I don't know if I would trust my instincts on moving money around like you are, sounds reasonable. I had TSP but wasn't much in it so cashed it out, dumb. Now TRowe Price does all the moving around for me lol!