I need to keep my middle finger in my pocket

When I was driving hwy tractor, I once came too a two lane hwy intersection. Deep ditches on all 4 corners very little shoulders and lots of traffic. I was make a right hand turn. As I was approaching the 4 way stop I was heavily encroaching on the other lane to get enough room so I didn’t have to drag trailer wheels through ditch to bad. Was all set up went to make corner, started to walk on it because I knew the trailer was going to bounce threw ditch a bit. Looked mirror to see how bad and here’s this asshole trying to beat me around the corner stuck in the crotch of the tractor and trailer. I Stopped dead and popped brake. Couldn’t back up 1/4 mile traffic behind can’t go forward would drag wheels over car. So I got out my pocket novel and started reading knew state patrol would be here soon. Cop got there made guy go back and ask everyone to backup so I can but by now the traffic is a1/2 mile. I was just laughing so was the cop. Cop said the man will have some explaining to do LMAO