Stop in for a cup of coffee

Eh I’ve gotta go with the wife on this one.

So I got 1100 lettuce seeds for .99 cents. Shipped.

assume just a 50 percent production. That’s 550 heads of lettuce. For just .99 cents. All I have to do is plant it and water it. Which is free. So to me, it just makes economic sense.
What do you do with all that lettuce?