Lets make the best real world *MPG* THREAD EVER !!

It's not that you cannot tune. Other people don't know how to measure mileage or just flat out lie for the sake of conversation or just to brag.
Back in the day (I love to tell stories like that) when I worked at the dealership, we had a mileage tester. A glass jar that held 1/10th of a gallon that clamped to the outside of the driver's door glass. Crude at best but it did work to test mileage. Pre port injection. Carb and tbi only. We disproved a lot of poor mileage claims.