AR-15s

I named my Son Colt (yes I am a Marine) so anyway we are sitting at a bar one day, and he asks me, very serious like, Dad, why did you name me Colt? I paused for a moment and replied “well Son, I named you after the only thing I have ever slept with that never betrayed me” There was a long awkward pause and he exclaims hey… your talking about Mom! All I said was yep, and finished my beer.