One time I had a bear break into my house. It was destroying the kitchen while I watched from behind the couch. I had no exit except past the bear. I had my AR15 in hand and i decided it that ****** comes one step this way he is done. The next thing I thought was..... ****. I wish I had grabbed my ear pro...
He preceded to tear the fridge apart, then the stove/ oven and then he drug the trash out the door and ate it in my drive way while the cops yelled at it over their PA.....
Fuckin Ca.....