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Ahoey said
Like I’ve said before brown is my favourite colour for grass

My old neighbour always said in the summer time. I can't wait till the grass dies then I won't have to cut it. He was funny as hell with a very dry sense of humour. He'd have us laughing like crazy and he'd just stand there with a straight face which made it even funnier.
He had a 82 Pontiac wagon and he kept it spotless. One day he was in the back cleaning the inside of the 1/4 windows. My wife walked up and said "what are you doing sleeping"?
He turns around and says "Why don't you go into the kitchen and make a pie? Diane burst into laughing and then he started to giggle. He was a great neighbour