Stop in for a cup of coffee

A few years ago a couple real good looking young ladies came up our drive and wanted to talk about God. I chatted them up because the had nice racks. Well they left. A few minutes later I hear. Help. Help me. Wtf? I look across the drive and into the neighbors yard and I see one of the girls. Yelling. So I use a secret side gate into there yard and I see there two big mean dogs have her cornered. I put myself and my pistol between them and I get her out. I jokingly asked her why God did not swoop in and save her. She said he did he sent you......
And because of me the neighbors found out about the secret gate I had put in when I had good friends that lived there. A huge problem started when the punk son started parking his car in our driveway and using that gate. We got it resolved when they arrested him....