A few years ago a couple real good looking young ladies came up our drive and wanted to talk about God. I chatted them up because they had nice racks. Well they left. A few minutes later I hear. Help. Help me. Wtf? I look across the drive and into the neighbors yard and I see one of the girls. Yelling. So I use a secret side gate into there yard and I see there two big mean dogs have her cornered. I put myself and my pistol between them and I get her out. I jokingly asked her why God did not swoop in and save her. She said he did he sent you......