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Sublime one said

Do ya ever look at the ball perched on the tee and think to yourself, man that’s a great shot, and imagine shooting the ball off the tee with your 45 nestled in the golf bag? Oh wait the voices in my head are hollering at me! Hah! Glad you guys got out to play a round! O man where is Karl?

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Kinda like shooting bowling pins. Yep usually have something in the golf bag.
Years ago we had a drunk a-hole on a bike cutting through the golf course on the cart path.
I told him he was trespassing. He got mouthy and acted like he had something in his coat pocket.
I showed him a 7 iron and he peddled a little faster. After that I always had something in the bag.