Stop in for a cup of coffee

The poor non back readers, we got wool burns from an evening with missing lambs, someone who does not know what good head is, a cloud filled with 2900 incriminating photos and videos, tax evasion, and red tacky grease. What could possibly go wrong?
I hope the wrong people aren't reading this thread. There's a lot of explaining to do if questions come up. :poke::lol::lol::rofl: