She is a good hearted country girl, who loves to cook.
Me and my buddy were up in the garage one evening, and the wife had used a 50' extension cord to vacuum her jeep out.
The extension cord was a tangled up mess when she put it back.
I told my buddy, "I going to give her crap over the way she wrapped that extension cord up"
My buddy said "Just forget about it, I have seen your wife walk barefoot thru gravel in the snow, and not complain she is likely to go ninja country girl on your ***, and my money is on her".