Stop in for a cup of coffee

You wouldn't like driving here or being on the roads in Vietnam. It's like a circus of calamities about to happen any moment. I even see most of them riding the motor scooters at around 30 to 40 km/h while talking or looking at their cell phones. I really don't know how there aren't more deaths on the road here. Even see lots of drunk men on motor scooters. Back in February a guy was so drunk in front of our house around midnight he missed a small road next to canal by my house, he drove into the canal and hit the concrete abutment and killed himself right there.

I got myself into a pickle drinking and driving a bicycle once. I was on deployment in Diego Garcia (ground deployment VP-22). Anyhoo, went to the "Brit Club" and got tanked. I had ridden a friends bike to the club and "Scottie" of the BIOT (British Indian Ocean Territories) had noticed I was weaving the bike a bit so he stopped me and told me not to ride the bike after drinking. Well, I ignored him and got caught on the return trip. Thrown into a patty wagon bike and all I was really having a night. While at the station being "booked" I was asked "Would you like to speak to the Queen". My answer was of course YES! I also escaped the station, hey they weren't watching me close enough! Somehow didn't go to Captains Mast over that but damn close.