A policeman on his horse asks a little girl on her bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," the girl replies.
"Well, tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year," and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the policeman and says, "Nice horse you've got there. Did Santa bring you that too?"
The policeman chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it."