Cat Piss.

I volunteer to make and serve the "sweet tea" to any human who purposely harms an innocent animal.
No worries, I won't harm any of you animal haters that pee your pants, all over the toilet, and the bed every night. Or maybe you guys do that on purpose!?

Chris (CJ) Johnson said

Lucky you live on the other side of the country. I'd really like to cause you some serious pain you sick bastard.

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