Cat Piss.

Some antifreeze in a pan.....won't keep the cat from spraying but it will eventually get rid of the cat...and anything else that drinks the antifreeze. Not PETA approved but does a number on rats too.
Ethylene Glycol poisoning results in a painful death. Your comment is obviously meant to boast how real men deal with pesky animals. Plain and simple animal abuse. Karma is real.