Del is going on a 3000 dollar non-Mopar, non-vehicle, non-boat road trip

I'll be DAMNED!!! On the subject of annoying neighborhood rabbits, I found a dead baby one in front of my driveway the other day, and this weekend I'm watching the neighbors aged sweet little "I guess" she's a pomeranian. Anyhow, walking over to let her out, here's ANOTHER dead baby rabbit and about 10 magpies milling around. AND WHEN I LET HER OUT it appeared to me that the shitheads were harassing her and thinking a bout an attack. So I did a search. Sure as hell.......