Stop in for a cup of coffee

So here in corporate America’s HR landscape our legendary dancing thong on beach is to risqué to be acceptable. Thus I cannot flip our FABO calendar to August in my office at work. However a camo shirt and big straw hat are perfectly acceptable! So I will be a month behind until I can flip it over to September. Of course I retire in September so woo Hoo!
What are they going to do, make you stay on!