Last one to post in this thread wins!

What it’s like a roomba you sit and watch it cut grass. My mower is self propelled also except I have to sit on it and ride around. It still sucks cutting grass. It’s being raining a lot lately grass is green wrong colour for grass should be brown. I like my grass brown
That's what my elderly neighbour said many times. Can't wait till it dies so I don't have to cut it. He was a funny old guy.