Stop in for a cup of coffee
Tony did not drink at all but used to come with us to NYC to party. One night we got hammered pretty bad and no way were we driving. Well it was before midnight and his permit was still valid time wise, he drove us home with three drunks telling him to turn, stop etc. Well needless to say we got pulled over on the George Washington bridge, seriously. We were dying laughing, he was nervous to say the least. Cap asks him for his license, hands him his permit and blind card. I gave the cop my license to prove he was driving with a licenced driver. Cop had no idea what to do, cant really do a ticket. Takes the keys throws them off the bridge. Tells us to wait for the tow truck. Cop leaves we wait a minute and grab the hide away key and tony drove us home. Freaking hysterical.