Last one to post in this thread wins!

So I mowed the lawn today and decided to take my just waxed Scamp for a nice cruise to town and she looked sharp nice and shinny. I pulled out of the driveway and all of a sudden I could even hear it hit and there on my hood, windshield and roof was this big runny turd and it was running down my windshield. So I stop get out of the car and look up and there on the power line above my car set this Pigeon that obviously had diarrhea and it was laughing his *** off.