Considering relocating to Texas

Also, there is no more of the BS that you could buy a house for literally nothing down

I used the VA home loan and didn’t pay anything down. There is also other programs like the FHA and BIA (for Indians). Also, on my next housing purchase it will be a quitclaim deed transfer which will require no down payment. There are ways to not pay a down payment or a small one. Fannie Mae requires only a 3% down payment if you qualify.