The EFI myth

Wow, I would be very frustrated with that also. Our gas in Canada must be a little more stable, although it isn't like the old gas here either, and we don't get the constant heat here like your part of the world.
I have quite a few small engines around also, the types that get infrequent use, lawnmowers, line trimmer, chain saw, leaf blower, snowmobiles, boats, etc. I have never experienced those starting difficulties after they sit. Had my Husqvarna saw out first time of the season last week, 4 pulls and it was running. As I type this, I wish to make clear, I do not dispute your comments, just sharing mine.

I have noticed stored gasoline turn yellow after not long periods of sitting, and agree, my Dart requires a bit of cranking after sitting for a week or more.

I'm sure you are doing this already, I have found dosing the fuel with Seafoam greatly helps stabilize stored fuels, and keeping fuel systems cleaner.

Great post, again I state, if I experienced those issues, I'd be beside myself also.

It's a challenge because I'll admit that sometimes I have no issues for a while. I don't know if it's a regional issue causes by batch differences in fuel, or vendors sometimes too. I get gas from a variety of places, but there's no clear trend.
When the weather is cooler, issues are fewer, that's for certain.