Considering relocating to Texas

Ok but did you have money to spend on fun things when you were single? I'm trying to find ways to enjoy myself without having money but I'm at a loss. And were you completely single as in not interacting or being intimate with any women for years at a time? Clearly I need money to get into a relationship anyway so...

Gotcha. I guess our definition of being single is different. When I was single, I was never 'alone.'