I swear to XXXX that if I have to see ONE MORE annoying auto insurance....

.....TV commercial, ANY of them, Progressive with "Sally" or "Angie" or "Elsie" or WTF her name is and the rest of the crew,

or that annoying stupid SOB with his Mopar and emu,

OR that dumb SOB Matt McCoy from AARP WHILE HE'S DRIVING AROUND TALKING TO HIS PASSENGERS and spending MORE TIME LOOKING AT THEM that his eyes on the road.......


..........I SWEAR I'm gonna...................