Stop in for a cup of coffee

dukeboy_318 said
Uncle Sam calls today.

Ahh gotcha... fun times

dukeboy_318 said
popping both brake/turn bulbs within a few cycles? Literally just

Hmm... both huh?

Seems like could be a loose wire somewhere causing a short. I'd guess if it happens on left and right at the same time it would be along the part of the circuit they share.