Last one to post in this thread wins!

Booze, drugs, whatever. Whatever choices were made consequences will be payed. Good or bad decisions alike.
And the parole board with their dunce caps on saying "Oh, we don't feel that you pose a risk to reoffend", yeah, those 59 charges on his record were all for jaywalking. Several years ago he went to jail for almost an identical crime, only difference was he didn't manage to kill his father in law that time, but succeeded this time.