Took the MIL shopping today and I waited at the door at Walmart to help her to the car. The Walmart greater was concerned that I was just standing there looking around and ask me if he could hep me. Yea I said lost my MIL in the store and waiting to find her. The guy looked at me and said if it was my MIL shopping I'd go have a beer and come back at closing time and claim her then. LOL