Stop in for a cup of coffee

Well we are safe and sound in a hotel in BFE Mo somewhere South of KC. Last load plus my Harley are secured. No return trip to Fargo needed! Unless I go up to pester Frank! I am just super excited to be done. Another 4-5 hour leg tomorrow. My buddy that is driving back Jodi’s truck (with U haul trailer attached) for us Calls me while we are knee deep in KC. 19 lanes across. On and off ramps going every which way, total spaghetti trail and tells me we need to stop and pee. We dont stop at rest stops or anything we just pull over and pee on side of road. I respond to him with a classic WTF, this is not a good spot Brother, we will die if we pull off here. Long story short I see a break in the pavement, hit the flashers and pull off for him. I am in diesel pulling big trailer he is in Jodi’s 1500 pulling u haul. He pees and I black smoke him trying to merge. It was classic. Can’t wait to be home.