Stop in for a cup of coffee

A friend of mine who was also owner and boss man at the tire auto service store, always recommended Alka-Seltzer plus. He said the plus was about 10% cocaine. Drop 2 tablets in a 8 oz. cup of water and swirl the cup under your nose snorting the fizz. Then drink it dry. In the winter the 5 bay doors were repeatedly opened. No way to keep heat in there. All of us kept a head cold. I became a believer in the Alka-Seltzer plus. Coffee got me up and to the shop. The snort got me out of the showroom rockin and rollin until lunch break.