Wife / Girlfriend rage

RedFish said

There is a Carrie Underwood song that says, "dug my key into the side of his pretty little jacked up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. Took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights," something about 4 flat tires, and more.
I did my own Wierd Al like rewrite to that. "I put the Louisville Slugger right between her eyes then ran her *** over with 4 flat tires. I wasn't my truck that cheated, it was me".

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My ex would have been one of those, funny thing about that, she was the one that cheated. I confronted her the day that I found out, she admitted to it, and I kicked her *** out that day and never looked back.
She physically attacked me months later when she came to pick up her things. I filed a police report, she was charged, and when we got to court, the judge threw out the charges, even though she admitted it, and I had the police document the injuries she caused. Why? Because I am 6 ft 7, and she was "only 5 ft 6, so how could she have been able to do any harm to me".
Guaranteed that if I had even touched her, I would have been convicted without a second thought.
That's justice for you.