Last one to post in this thread wins!

MIL made fries in the deep fryer last night and tonight she turned the oven on to cook some toast and for some reason the cord for the deep fryer was in the oven and it melted and I came in the house and could smell fried plastic.
Think I best do the cooking from now on but gonna be hard to stop her from trying to cook. I am at the end of my trying to deal with it and her cats. Stress level is max for me and would be better if I had a wife to help her but no . So I spend all my time keeping an eye on her or just let her burn the house down? Cleaning oven tomorrow and not a happy camper tonight.
Sorry guys just need to vent.
Sorry for the additional stress