I'm tempted to start calling them and asking for the "month stay package"...
"I want to get rid of my wife and can't afford the divorce, so I want to bring her to Camp Lejune and have her drink the tap water so she will catch whatever it is and die... I will drink bottled water... How much does it cost to stay at one of your resorts for a month"
And keep feeding it along to see how they react...