Oh yeah, she will swear to that in court. Of course, she got sick yesterday so that’s my fault don’t you know lol.
So, I’m pouring DayQuil down her as fast as the law allows. I get a dirty look because it tastes bad. And yes, since she’s sick that’s my fault too because I didnt get theraflu, which no one around here has for some reason lol.
So yeah, the better half has way more grievances with me then the aggravating, offending nub!!!