Stop in for a cup of coffee

Its snowing. Realized i was 1000 miles over on my oil change. Oil drain full, oil drum full,backup oil drain full,backup backup oil jug full.
So tip barrel on to hoist, raise it 3 feet and back up avalanche to haul drum away. Backed the left rear taillight directly into hoist ramp. #*€#%<€£####!!.
$150 to replace it.
Picked up empty drum and got oil change done. I quit.
Time to sit back and have a beer I think. Might have to do a shot of whiskey.
When you do everything right let me know your secret.