How to interact with a police officer(s)

I woulda locked you up and threw away the keys. Lol
Now the time I got pulled over at 2:00 in the morning, tripping my balls off, back in the 90s, and they asked for my ID and it broke in half and hit the ground, I could barely speak to the cops, ( they said a car that looked like mine had went up to a party of people and assaulted a bunch of people, it was not us ) with a Muscle car load of redneck skinheads and long-haired hippie bikers.....