360 Magnum Build SFS (S-crounging F-or S-craps)

I will have to machine some custom "dogbones" because as you can see "Houston, We have a problem" .

I was all excited too because I thought maybe this part would be easy. The oil band is in the right location, they're super light, they feel absolutely silky in the lifter bores and all I had to do was machine the OEM dogbone flats .015" per side--Easy peezy.... Nope. Can you guys spot the problem? It actually took me quite awhile before I realized it. J.Rob