Idea for a virtual and true ENGINEMASTERS CHALLENGE

Exactly.

But I can come out of retirement. But not for some **** where I have to deal with crusty assed iron **** so the small thinkers on here can call it ingenuity.

And I have access to a dyno.
It's obvious you wouldn't possess the skills to be competitive anyway, that's why you're hiding behind this whole "junk and "****" routine, and who'd want you there ?, kicking **** around the floor and bitching away about dog **** and donuts.LOL
So I guess if doing a factory iron thing would keep you away, then that's one positive point.