Stop in for a cup of coffee

Supposed to be the best in the world, all fresh. Hell they sell 10K plus a day. What the heck make her happy right. Not really my type of show. Basically agriculture show. Might play cow poop bingo a round or two though!

Cow Patty Bingo

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People buy a square. When enough of the squares are sold a cow or other farm animal is allowed onto the field. Spectators wait "with bated breath" until the cow splats. The owner of the square that receives the first dollop wins.