What is, or would be your cb handle?

Back in the very early 70"s I had a 68-4-sd roadrunner that I put a souped 440 in, the CB craze was on and I didn't sign on. But most of my buddies had them and I would poke fun of them buy calling them the 10/40 suppositories. They really didn't like that, but I always out ran the cops without one anyway.