What is, or would be your cb handle?

I didn't grow up with cb's as they were on their way out in the 80's and 90's.
Watched all the cb shows. I remember all the old guys had cool stuff in their rigs and it was always fun to hear their bullshitting.
I drive all over the states and have a cobra that I keep with my truck. Problem is, since weed became legal in 14 and really when the outer states started getting Colorado weed it seems every time I cross the states I get pulled over. About 2 years ago I really was pissed and was really pretty much yelling at the state patrolmen for pulling me over again. One of them finally told me that the reason I get pulled over around the states is because one, my plates are COLORADO and the other reason is because I have a little bitty cb antenna on the top of my suburban.
They claim they pull over the pickups with antenna's as they are running interference for the big rigs.
I fit two profiled positions.
Since I stopped putting that in the truck, last year, for my trips I have not been pulled over yet.
I love cb's though.

Breaker Breaker 1. 9. for a radio check.....
Huntie breakin in for a check, come back at me.......