Someone's stirring up the Bees Nest about "you" doing the work at Self-checkouts

The self check out businesses really like when you ask who to send the bill to for your time and doing the job you’re paying them for. I usually get the deer in the head lights look and the complimentary smile that they have no idea what I mean.
The Walmart reader turn receipt checker if I don't shove the receipt in their hand when they want to check my receipt check my items if I even dare go into that place which I don't like to my old lady still does sometimes I just look at em and tell em, "I bill by the minute, but for this it's going to be by the second!" They usually get rid of me very quickly...