Sublime one said

So Jodi got home late last night from OKC, this morning I get up to open the gates for contractors and decide to use her truck so I don’t fire the diesel up for a one mile round trip. I jump in her truck, start backing up, glance over my shoulder and two big brown eyes staring at me! Holy smokes I about jumped thru the roof! Since the boy was traveling by airplane they tossed a six point mounted deer head in the back seat of Jodis truck for us to mule up to Ohio this summer. Scared the crap out of me! Did not see that coming!

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WV64Signet said

Karen​

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it

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