Same old FABO

I've used pepsi cans, a couple of pieces of 1x1 steel lengths and a measuring tape. Same basic approach. Nothing fancy like the friends place with the computerized 4 wheel alignment stuff.
I called the shop that used to be local to my old house, before I got sick and lost it, they had a $100,000 alignment rack.... kind of pissed me off; they had me drop my car off there, promised me they could do it, in 10 minutes later, me and my friend were sitting at the Coffee table... the phone rang and the girl told me to come and get it they could not do it! But they drove my car... it wasn't where I left it! I had an 01 Dakota single cab, 5 speed with a 4.7 I took it to an alignment shop I start walking across the street to get something to eat and their tech is doing a burnout with my truck in the parking lot! Yeah I know that truck would white smoke those big old tires on the back, but that's for me to do! Ever since old Fred Cox on Florida Avenue retired, really nobody around works on these things anymore, so it seems like doing it yourself is the best way!