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Hey Murray... I heard today that the Mayor of Winnipeg has outlawed loud mufflers. Is that true? They'll be a lot of pissed off people if that happens.
Loud mufflers are one thing I have them, you have them. They rumble unless your walking on it. What the problem is, Rice burners with their FART CANS, and young punks that love to listen to extra loud sewing machines, so loud I’ve witnessed people at intersection crosswalks covering their ears. Just a bunch of punks saying oh look at me, ASSHOLES