Last one to post in this thread wins!
Yes there are those questions you wish you could evaporate into thin air.
Do these pants make me look fat?
No right answer BOOM.
How’s my driving?
BOOM
Say nothing, you guessed it BOOM.
If you don’t want an answer don’t ask the question.
reminds me of a few years back, in one summer the wife had 4 flats on her car
and not "driving by a construction site and wrecking all 4 at once" this was, one would go out, id fix it and a week later the next would go out
it was a real pain, came to a point where i put the winter tires back on in order to buy me some time to fix the flats
finally im wondering out loud why she keeps getting flats, and she says "maybe the rail road crossing 32nd by lincoln has something to do with it"
now, i have no idea how a railroad crossing could be bad for tires, so i asked her "how in the world can a railroad crossing be the reason you keep getting flat tires?"
and she says "every time i hit it i catch a few feet of air"
yeah, and she was driving a 4000 pound charger at the time
she wont admit to it, but im thinking she might have caught a few eposides of the dukes of hazzard when she was lil