Need help. I seriously need professional help.

Dear Abby,

I need help!!!!!

I had a Ford guy call me on the phone wanting to know if mopar 383 exhaust manifolds would work on his stroked small block chevy.

I told him I didn't think that'd work.

But he insisted that his engine had 383 cubic inches...so why would the manifolds from a mopar 383 be the same.....

I tried to explain in as simple of terms that I could come up with....then he started to yell something in a different language and slammed the phone down in my ear.

So....my question is.......

What's the best bourbon at the most reasonable price so I can retain what little is left of my sanity?

Yours Truly,
Befuddled :realcrazy: