Taxes 2 Questions

I try to get within $250 either way. That worked great for over 10 years.

With all the financial "plan B's" (and C's and D's etc) that we have, our "worst" year the 1040 long form was 74 pages!

I don't trust H&R block as far as I could throw them as the one year I used them to file a "simple" 1040 and advise me on being paid as a 1099'd "private contractor", they screwed that up big time and I had to pay $3000 the next year on a $16,000 income!

What SUCKS, and I wish the IRS would put back and just LEAVE THE F ALONE is that they keep screwing with the withholding.

I have several income sources that can't or don't withhold taxes and I need to make up the difference somehow so I don't get forced to make quarterly estimated payments (which you have to do if you owe more than $1200 two years in a row).

The easiest way is to "simply" have more tax withheld from my W2 wages.

...but oh, no the government just can't leave that alone.

2-3 years ago, they changed (reduced) the amount without notifying anyone and we ended up owing despite what we told them to withhold.
Then they really screwed with it and forced all withholding to come from the highest wage earner's income for married joint filers!
WTF?? My wife has her own business, and so do I. WTF can't we have individual withholding, and why do I need to complete a 4 page worksheet?

JUST TAKE OUT THE ADDITIONAL AMOUNT I TELL YOU TO on the W4.....!!!!!!!

...and this year they recalculated again and reduced the amount withheld...again..

MAKE IT STOP!!! JUST TAKE OUT THE ADDITIONAL AMOUNT I TELL YOU TO.....!!!!!!!

I don't want "more money in my paycheck", I want less tax to be owed at the end of the year.

This is in both my best interest and the IRS's best interest.