Stop in for a cup of coffee

So, Is this okay or not? Eat breakfast at 6:30 a.m. have a glass of iced coffee. Go home. Drink six beers about 9:30 a.m. . Go out to the cafe again drink another iced coffee. Go home in the early afternoon. Drink four more beers. Take a 2-hour nap Fix some dinner. Go back out to the cafe for another iced coffee at 7:00 p.m. Asking for a friend .......
Sounds like Carlisle Again.......